♥ i sleep when i'm sleepy
♠ i drink when i'm thirsty
♥ i eat when i'm hungry
♠ and this is the original me
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
-----The Ultimate test for your Hokkien!!!!
Singalella why become rich
Koo char ooo chee-ay char bor kio Singalella. She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sister all damn kuai lan, so she quite chiar lat oso. Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah leh. Every day must cook lah, clean lah, simeek sai mah pao kah liao lor. If her sister say liak kar chuak she liak. If her marder say chiak kow sai she must chiak kow sai y'knor? Tak jit cho kah tau heen. CPF oso cannot smell.
But then ah, the kay piak eh ah pek got one son call Ah Ming got party so he say,"oeh, long chong keah." Singalella very happy because she never go party one but then ah her marder say, "You where can, this one only your sister got standard."
Then Singalella must cho sui for her sister and marder, tap pai how. That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee. Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an chua boh kee yio?". So Singalella say, "I wan, but they say cannot, so boh pian." She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, go lah, I give you money."
So Singalella pang sai, brush teef and chang chui, after that look very different, quickly change and run to opposite, already 11 o clock leh. At the party Ah Ming also quite tired because the char bor all not happening. Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.
Just when Ah Ming told himself,"aiyah see pay chiar lat" Singalella came in. Ah Ming straight away lau nuar. "Wah lau eh, see pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai." Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee cho fliend!". Singalella say OK but Ah Ming was like octopus, forever touch here and there. But then just it was 12 o clock and one ah pek die on the dance floor. He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.
So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok y'knor, eearrr chee pak ban, so she pay back the kay piak eh lau kay poh and then kah kee cho seng leek. Simeek kuan eh seng leek wah mana eh chai.
GAUGE YOUR COMMAND OF HOKKIEN...
1.Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly - Hokkien a-sai
2.Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly - chiar lat
3.Don't understand story and/or catch no ball - leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien
4.Don't understand rating - kee see lah, wah mana eh chai leow.
The Disclaimer
I am me, thus original
I do what I like without caring what people think
I hate ppl that make mi pekchek
not happy go away lors, no ppl force u come
or maybe my blog mei li wu fa dang, thus u come :)
wadeva ~~
Wishlist
1. I want promote and not demote
2. I want more money
3. I want more food
4. Whatever that can make me shiok
i sleep when i'm sleepy